The HoHoTO 2010 Rap
So a little while back, I promised (perhaps foolishly) a HoHoTO rap that would be done after attending the event. Well - here you go, guys! I followed through with it and got 'er done! Let's take a look at what it took
Note: We got to $62K in the end, so my facts were a little outdated. My bad.
Creating a HoHoTO Rap
Step 1: Go to HoHoTO - check!
Step 2: Write several pages of lyrics about HoHoTO and how fun it was:
Check!
To the tune of The Luniz's "I Got 5 On It"
Yeah, yo yo, T-O'Twas HoHoTO
In 2-0-1-0
We rocked that fo sho
If you stayed at home
To save all your dough
Then you missed out, bro
The drinks flowed fo sho
Aiyyo, up in the Mod Club, it's Thursday Night
Whippin' out smartphones, gettin' game right
Yo - tryin' to raise cash, the Daily Bread needs it
Where's the solution - why can't we be it?
Enter the event HoHoTO
Packed to the walls, man look at them go
Dropped cash, admission, you lookin' good
Cop raffle tickets just like you should
Got tons of prizes, this ain't no joke!
I'm now realizin' I'm gettin' coaxed
Get glamour shots on the second floor
Or tweet #hohoTOdj for some flow
Raised $61K, feelin' successful
Back to work Friday, hope it ain't stressful
Think it's all over? Then heed my caution
Get ready for Monday, Hangover Auction
So check your RSS, check your blog feed
Keep it up to date, follow my lead
If you ain't at the party, can't get your boogie on
So back it up like you got a black or white hoodie on
HoHoTO - crazy partyin for real
HoHoTO - if you weren't there, what's the deal?
HoHoTO - we raised a massive sum of cash
HoHoTO - the Christmas party with a hashtag
(roll call!)
So many names there, might know a few
Make sure you don't blink, 'cause there goes clickflick
Speaking of that click, don't forget clickryan
Givin' birthday cupcakes without tryin
Go Christina, it's your birthday
And yes we partied like it's your birthday
If your name ain't mentioned, well I'm so sorry
Gotta meet doomz at next year's party
When pronosher talked to doomsdayblaze
He switched it up to doomzTO the next day!
HoHoTO - crazy partyin for real
HoHoTO - if you weren't there, what's the deal?
HoHoTO - we raised a massive sum of cash
HoHoTO - the Christmas party with a hashtag
2011, it's round the corner
Better keep HoHo on your social sonar
Only went once and I'm bitten by the bug
I hope you can dance 'cause we cuttin' up the rug
So get on Tweetdeck, bust out that iPhone
Get interactin', get into my zone
You got about a year, get your act into gear
So you partyin' with friends instead of your peers
So let's feed the hungry, let's feed the children
Too many people starve - that's on the real, man
That number's growin, let's try to show it
You could be helping, and yes you know it
So to my tweeples, and all my techies
We could be more like Ryan McKegney
This your boy doomsday now and forever
Have a great Christmas, see you next December!
HoHoTO - crazy partyin for real
HoHoTO - if you weren't there, what's the deal?
HoHoTO - we raised a massive sum of cash
HoHoTO - the Christmas party with a hashtag
Step 3 - Rap it! CHECK!
I'm calling it a night. My actual HoHoTO blog will be up in the next couple of days :)
--case p.

